Top 15 excuses for not doing your homework



15    I lost it fighting a kid who said you're not the best teacher in the world


14        I’m batman 


13    A kid borrowed it to copy it and didn't give it back  



12    We find didn't have any toilet paper and dad had a runny bottom  




11    I Posted it to you didn't you get it? Australia post these days.



10    oh it must have fallen out of my bag! What a shame. 




9    My dad forgot to do it for me.  




8    the wind blew it our of my hands. I chased it for hours.  That’s why I'm late too.  



7    I didn't want you to have to mark it. You work hard enough.  



6    You said “ do Questions 1 - 10” you didn't say bring it in! 



5    The cleaning lady threw it away. It was good too.


4    I got soap in my eyes and was blinded for the rest of the night.



3    I gave it to the emergency teacher. I hope she gave it to you 


2.     A: I use a solar powered calculator

    B: So What?

    A: It was cloudy   


1.     What homework?