Scripts Middle group




A: How did you go in your end of year exams 

B: I got an A, B and a C

A: Well done!!!

B: Thanks. 

A: And what other letters do you think you will learn next year






Teacher : Imagine you were in a world of dinosaurs. and they dinosaur was going to eat you. What would you do?


Kid : Err.. stop imagining?





Element of surprise


Teacher: Right. get out your physics books everyone. Ok Jenny can you give me an example of an element? 11311


Jenny:  RAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!


Teacher: ahhhhhhhh! what. was. that? 


Jenny. “That” was the element of surprise.




Mean but fair


Mum: Hi how was your first day how would you describe your teacher.

Kid: She’s mean and cruel …but fair 

Mum: Meanand cruel but fair? what do you mean by that?

Kid: SHe’s mean and cruelto everyone.



Abstract noun


Teacher: AN abstract noun is something you can think of but you cant touch. Can you give me an example of an abstract noun.


Kid: Dads car.











scare his parents


Dad:  Can I see your report card?

Kid: No. My mate borrowed it.

Dad: Your mate borrowed your report card? why did he do that?

Kid: He wanted to scare his parents






Teacher : Do you say your prayers before dinner?

Kid: No I don’t have to.

Teacher and why not?

Kid: My mum’s a good cook






Life after death

Kid: Excuse me miss, Is there life after death?

Teacher: Hmm well err…. Why do you ask 

Kid: I need the extra time to finish all ofthe homework you gave us.





Teacher: never use “A” before a plural. For example you don't say “a cows.”

Pupil: but why does the preacher say Amen!





teacher: what does your history book tell you about the civil war

Kid: It didn't tell me anything. I had to read the dam thing!






Teacher: What are you drawing Nelly?

Nelly: Im drawing a picture of god?

Teacher: Oh dear Nelly. NO one knows what god looks like..

Nelly: well, they will in a minute.







Mom: What did you do at school today?

Mark: We did a guessing game.

Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam.

Mark: That’s right! A guessing game



Teacher: “You know you can’t sleep in my class.”

Boy: “I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.”



Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher?




Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I". 

Student: I is the....

Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".

Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.



Teacher: “You know you can’t sleep in my class.”

Boy: “I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.”